Sunday, January 03, 2016
Panic like a "Telly Tubby"
(29th. June 2015)
Nearly killed (I shit you not!) Myself At lunch...
Proper brown trousers moment!
Nipped to local Spar shop near work, then pulling out (which is on a roundabout) instead of putting breaks on at entrance I pressed both brake & accelerate but foot jammed between the 2 pedals forcing the accelerator down and zooming out onto said roundabout right in front of a car..
I tried waving at the driver in a panic like a "Telly Tubby" (hands a blur) but his response (and I'm no lip reading expert) was to gesture something along the lines of me being a "a cooking ships Anchor??"
at 3:47 pm