Sunday, January 03, 2016

Panic like a "Telly Tubby"

Today's Markism:
(29th. June 2015)

Nearly killed (I shit you not!) Myself At lunch...
Proper brown trousers moment!
Nipped to local Spar shop near work, then pulling out (which is on a roundabout) instead of putting breaks on at entrance I pressed both brake & accelerate but foot jammed between the 2 pedals forcing the accelerator down and zooming out onto said roundabout right in front of a car..

I tried waving at the driver in a panic like a "Telly Tubby" (hands a blur) but his response (and I'm no lip reading expert) was to gesture something along the lines of me being a "a cooking ships Anchor??"

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