Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Bet the Natives never had this problem...

Well, this is a new "never before seen" Markism...

I regularly have spillages in the car. Now when I say "spillages" I mean drinky ones, not personal ones; I might be in my late 20s, ok 30's, OK!!!! 40's but am not having body fluid leakages just yet..

so, the mother-in-law says to me "why don't you drink CLEAR fluids, like Water, or Sprite etc, that sort of stuff"

LIGHT-BULB moment... 


(must admit, never thought of that, not that I did here either..)

so, this morning, am on the way out of the house, and there it is, on the kitchen top "Coconut Milk" in a carton.... completely forgot I had that... AND ITS CLEAR (or so I thought?!)


Driving...

half-way to work, took a gulp, and voila! all down my front, trousers, and pooled under my crotch...

alas, I must now wait to see if it dries... with a stain?!


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