I pulls up outside Judo
It's PISSING it down, I tell the boy to leg it inside when some clown stops me (from the comfort of his nice, warm, dry car) to mither me about parking for football
"This is Penketh High School isn't it cos that sign says it is?"
yes (I gotta go it's raining)
"Is the football here?"
I don't know I'm here for judo it's raining!
"Is the football on in this weather?"
I don't know but it's raining and I gotta go!
"Do I know where pitch A is?"
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S PISSING DOWN IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED SO PISS OFF!