Trials, Tribulations & Tall Tales in the life of Half a man Well past his sell by date with Stories based on my Daily 'Incidents', Rants & a 'smidge' of Naughtiness. Written with a touch of Creative Licence & Tourettes in a way once described as "Like Watching him fall Downstairs" Site Content Copyrighted & Without Prejudice
Wednesday, June 04, 2014
Age Concerned? Of course!
Nearly nudged a lovely old dear past those pearly gates at lunchtime..
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)
Accidentally knocked over one of those giant, Bright Orange "warning: wet floor" cones at ASDA,
Went with a Hell of a "BANG!"
Frightened the shit out of the old dear...
I'm blaming the person I was with (Sarah) She knows what I'm like, and she should have guided me out of its way, am sure the Bastard jumped out in-front of me...