Sunday, January 03, 2016

Pandoras Box

Today's Markism:

Ok, so am in McDonalds with the kids, I'm eating "stodge" cos I have a shitty cold, coughing & sneezing etc etc...

Just took a mouthful of sausage & egg Mcmuffin, with BBQ sauce when that "sneezing" feeling comes..

Ah, ah, ah
<grab the totally fucking useless McNapkins>
Ah, ah, ah
<oh come on!!>

KA'SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Sausage & egg McMuffin everywhere (napkin about as useful as a chocolate teapot)
And...
SHIT LOADS OF BBQ SAUCE UP INTO MY NOSTRILS
AGONY
BURNING
DEATH
HELL
PANDORAS BOX OPEN... Everywhere!

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