Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Bad Kitty

Note to self:

When you find a Pink Glittery Tube with the "Hello Kitty" logo on it, and your youngest says 

"Daddy... It's Strawberry Lip Balm... Have some" and squeezes it onto your lips...

It's Not!

It's Glitter GLUE and tastes like Shit!!!

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Well.. I didn't expect that Climbing?!

Am up in Stockport today with the Boy Indoor climbing; of course I'm not doing it, that would end in severe damage, to me and the climbing centre...
Anyway, as It's bloody freezing in here and I'm a soft arse, I've gone next door to the indoor play area with the youngest.
And a woman has just Wopped her Boob out opposite me to feed her baby...
Which was a surprise...
Its Not my birthday till next month!


Sunday, January 01, 2012

Popped My Cork

Literally seconds into the New Year... I missed this but the wife popped the bottle of champagne on the front door, and the cork landed in the road and got run over by the only car on the street!!

This is an inner estate street, not a main road...

Can only happen to Us!