Todays Markism:
Nearly nudged a lovely old dear past those pearly gates at lunchtime..
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)
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Went with a Hell of a "BANG!"
Frightened the shit out of the old dear...
I'm blaming the person I was with (Sarah) She knows what I'm like, and she should have guided me out of its way, am sure the Bastard jumped out in-front of me...
(The Cone, not the old lady!)