Sunday, October 25, 2015
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
I pulls up outside Judo
It's PISSING it down, I tell the boy to leg it inside when some clown stops me (from the comfort of his nice, warm, dry car) to mither me about parking for football
"This is Penketh High School isn't it cos that sign says it is?"
yes (I gotta go it's raining)
"Is the football here?"
I don't know I'm here for judo it's raining!
"Is the football on in this weather?"
I don't know but it's raining and I gotta go!
"Do I know where pitch A is?"
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S PISSING DOWN IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED SO PISS OFF!
Saturday, April 18, 2015
I've mounted the daughters tv on the wall of her bedroom today along with a new shelf and 2 walls worth of tv aerial cabling nicely hidden inside skirting board trunking and a big bastard cupboard, unfortunately, but not to be unexpected, this... was a Shit as it was all fed into the trunking before realising I'd used a 5 metre cable (too short) so all had to be undone so I could do it again with the 10 metre instead.
Then had to take the TV back off the wall and re mount about a foot lower as the daughter pointed out "Daddy??? I can't really see the program properly when lying on bed!"
(Note to self: check that before mounting the TV if I do this again) as such... I have some holes to fill tomorrow..
All... youll be surprised, pretty much without incident
No water damage,
No gaping "fist size" holes (just 3 tiny ones) and No electric shocks!
Only accident(s) were:
*) Taking about 5 hours instead of 2
*) Losing the skin off a knuckle with the metal part of the aerial cable (don't ask),
*) Standing on all sorts of lethal objects that I'd put down in the stupidest of places (Cos her bedroom looked like a tool shed for most of the afternoon)
*) Stabbing myself in the palm of my hand with a sharp pointy screwdriver that's meant to make pilot holes in the wall (not me)