So the other night am Doin' the 3 'R's Homework with the boy
(Readin, Ritin, Rithmatic) and he's havin some of his drink, when I decides
(as the wife was out) I'll have one of my boozy ones...
(that, and He's tall enough to reach the pedals in the car should there be an incident in the home and he needs to take me to A&E!)
I go gets me one from the fridge, comes into the kitchen, and pops the cap off the bottle
(without injuring myself), and takes a Swig....
(Lip Smacking) "AAAAAAaaaaa... that hits the spot!"
"Daaaaaaad...?"
"Yep Son...?"
"Why can't you drink Beer like other Dads!?"
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