Tore the arm out of my favourite shirt today, I would say that it was during a "Hulk" moment, but.... It wasn't...
ANYWAY...
Decided I'd take the 4yr old to M&S tonight as an 'adventure' to get a replacement...
(THAT won't happen again!)
While I was briefly looking at (then Rapidly diverting past) the nice looking suits with nice looking prices (that had the most uncomfortable reaction of making my "Back-door" Slam Shut like a Scotsmans wallet) she kept appearing with even more expensive looking ties that apparently she seemed to think would be much more attractive to me if she pretended they were a dog lead and dragged them around the store...
"Holeeee Shit!" The look I got from the Sales assistants made me feel like I'd just walked in with a bus load of Pikeys on a 'GROUPON' Fuelled Shopping Trip!
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