Sunday, August 26, 2012

Shut your eyes and open your mouth..

My wife of 9 years just approached me and uttered the phrase every newly incarcerated male convict must dread to hear..

"shut your eyes and open your mouth"

She then dropped a most offensive "fizzy sour jelly sweet" into my mouth.
Now, those of you that know me, know that i cant cope with 'sour' sweets; my face goes into a spasm,I get lock-jaw, and usually end up heaving whilst clenching my butt sphincter in a vain attempt not to "touch cloth"
(much like the aforementioned 'prisoner of cell block "H")

I shall be reminding her of said incident sometime soon!

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