Age Concerned? Of course!

Todays Markism:

Nearly nudged a lovely old dear past those pearly gates at lunchtime..
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)

Accidentally knocked over one of those giant, Bright Orange "warning: wet floor" cones at ASDA,
Went with a Hell of a "BANG!"   

Frightened the shit out of the old dear...

I'm blaming the person I was with (Sarah) She knows what I'm like, and she should have guided me out of its way, am sure the Bastard jumped out in-front of me...

(The Cone, not the old lady!)