Todays Markism:
Nearly nudged a lovely old dear past those pearly gates at lunchtime..
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)
(Not physically, that'd just be sick!)
Accidentally knocked over one of those giant, Bright Orange "warning: wet floor" cones at ASDA,Went with a Hell of a "BANG!"
Frightened the shit out of the old dear...
I'm blaming the person I was with (Sarah) She knows what I'm like, and she should have guided me out of its way, am sure the Bastard jumped out in-front of me...
(The Cone, not the old lady!)
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