Walnut Whip

So, as you know, I'm half on one of these "milk-shake" diets at the moment, and after reading this weeks "markisms" you'll know that:

a) I have 3rd degree scalding water burns all over by hands & face from cleaning my "shaker" with hot water (that's not some sort of "in your endo" euphemism by the way)

..and

b) I'm not allowed in the works kitchen anymore..

Well, I'm getting major sugar cravings now, and the wife (Louise) just clocked me having a sneaky "Walnut Whip"

...I figured if I was having one, I may as well go for Gold!!

Well.. I didn't see that coming!

Started having these liquid "shake" lunches, and just come to the kitchen to clean it..

I'd forgotten what a colleague had told me NOT to do when cleaning them, and well.. did it anyway..

Filled it half full of BOILING water,

put the springy agitator back in,

screwed the lid on,

pressed down the drinking cap

..and shook it like a bartender making a cocktail...

"Ooh, that's warm" I thought as I  popped the lid..

BOOM!!!

 

The content shot out like a 70's Porn star, over everything, Me, the sink and windows!!