Pandoras Box

Today's Markism:

Ok, so am in McDonalds with the kids, I'm eating "stodge" cos I have a shitty cold, coughing & sneezing etc etc...

Just took a mouthful of sausage & egg Mcmuffin, with BBQ sauce when that "sneezing" feeling comes..

Ah, ah, ah

<grab the totally fucking useless McNapkins>

Ah, ah, ah

<oh come on!!>

KA'SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Sausage & egg McMuffin everywhere (napkin about as useful as a chocolate teapot)

And...

SHIT LOADS OF BBQ SAUCE UP INTO MY NOSTRILS

AGONY

BURNING

DEATH

HELL

PANDORAS BOX OPEN... Everywhere!