Eurovision Lush

Watching Eurovision and I Just made the wife (another) vodka & coke...


From the kitchen, Taking a Swig of Beer I shouted
"How much vodka?"

She replied
"Two fingers"

...Shocked Shitless and Spitting my drink all over the kitchen cupboards I Screeched back

"Bloody Hell Woman!!
...Let me get you drunk first!!"

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