Trials, Tribulations & Tall Tales in the life of Half a man Well past his sell by date with Stories based on my Daily 'Incidents', Rants & a 'smidge' of Naughtiness.
Written with a touch of Creative Licence & Tourettes in a way once described as "Like Watching him fall Downstairs"
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Sunday, April 03, 2011
Busted
At Frankie Bennys for Lunch today, and one of the Waitresses had a VERY nice bottom...
I know I'm a pig, but it was..
(I'd have the pictures to prove it had the police not come :o)
Anyway, we were playing "I Spy" and obviously Jimmy God decided he'd make me pay (It being mothers day an all) and when it was my turn (DAMNED Subconscious) I said..
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning wiiiiiiiiiiiiith... BUM"
I was sure I'd been busted, but no-one let on..
however, later in the car I happened to comment on it (thinking I had indeed been busted) and.... I now have a WHOPPING bruise on my thigh!
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