Harrison the fireman

Frankie & Benny's = STRESS Thankfully were not the only parents tearing our hair out here today... Harrison (my Stupid Apprentice) decided he'd make "The Worlds Longest Straw" (6 kilometres being the world record, he had a way to go) but after attaching about 11 together he thought he'd give it the "suck" test into a full glass of apple juice.... As u would expect (us being 'The Easthams' an all) it ended badly.... About 4 feet of apple juice streaming out all over the table...