Decided I'd have one for lunch, seeing as I couldn't be arsed making a butty..
Boiled the kettle, poured it in, stirred for a while, took it upstairs, all of this while not really paying attention to what I was doing.....
then....
concentrating more on what was on my screen, put the fork in the pot, not focussing on how much Hot Slop I was about to consume until it was too late....
AGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Scorching, Molten, Hot, Slimy Noodles had Clung onto my top lip like a Midget on a Bucking Bronco!
Thankfully I was at home now running around my office, screaming like a bloody Telly-Tubby...
It didn't help when I then dashed into the bathroom, lunged my head in the sink to run cold water over it and head butted the Tap...
It Just wasn't my my week!
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