Trials, Tribulations & Tall Tales in the life of Half a man Well past his sell by date with Stories based on my Daily 'Incidents', Rants & a 'smidge' of Naughtiness. Written with a touch of Creative Licence & Tourettes in a way once described as "Like Watching him fall Downstairs" Site Content Copyrighted & Without Prejudice
Friday, April 01, 2011
and god said to moses...
"Come Forth!"
But he came Fifth and won a bag o'peanuts...
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
I was out walking in the red light district of Amsterdam many years ago, when I saw a particularly attractive women beckoning to me.
Being a good Christian I fought the urge and muttered to myself
"Get thee behind me Satan!"
So, Satan got behind me and gave me a great big shove...
1 comment:
I was out walking in the red light district of Amsterdam many years ago, when I saw a particularly attractive women beckoning to me.
Being a good Christian I fought the urge and muttered to myself
"Get thee behind me Satan!"
So, Satan got behind me and gave me a great big shove...
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